Hackering off

The act of masterbating by grinding, humping, and moving hips side to side against an inanimate object.

i like hackering off on my bed at night

by Scott Hacker December 15, 2010

Levi Ackerman

hot 39-year-old DADDY

Levi Ackerman is my favorite aot character.
Mines Armin

by Arminsbabymomma September 25, 2020

Ackerman

Ackerman is awkward at first but once you get to know he will always have your back!! He is an amazing friend, sometimes an introvert, but overall a friendly guy. he may be harsh at first but he has soft-heart He will always be there for you when you can count on it. He always speaks his mind, everyone would be jealous of an Ackerman! But he is funny and caring once you get to know him!

Bob: Is that ackerman??

Joe: Yeah it is I heard he's really nice

by Toaster oven 33 May 14, 2020

Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011

Levi Ackerman

the sexiest fucking beast ever created in this world. my fucking reason to live. i love this man with everything i have in me. id let him do anything to me. he wants to kill me? id let him. he thinks i’m useless and wants to feed me to a titan? rightfully so. i’ll agree with anything he says i am so deeply in love with him. if he wanted to rearrange my insides i would not hesitate to spread my legs miles apart and let his discover the deep mysteries of my vagina.

levi ackerman is so hot i’m gonna cum

by gayforzendaya January 30, 2022

Ackerman

Pocket cards 5-3 in the game of texas hold 'em. Typically seen as irrational play and may result in angry opponents.

You played 'The Ackerman' in that spot, what the fuck?!"

by Dan-O October 30, 2005

Levi ackerman wife

Levi ackermans wife is a tall girl who knows how to cook and clean and will want Levi to step on her she knows very well that if she cleans bad Levi will kick her ass so she doesn't clean that much :D

Do you know Levi Ackerman wife "Oh Yess I heard she is Pretty and is a cute couple with Levi"

by Levis Ackerman REAL WIFE :) December 29, 2020