A game you get addicted to for about a week, spend a lot of money on for crap, and attracts B-list celebrities to appear on it for about 10 minutes.
A pretty good place to find a temporary eGirlfriend/Boyfriend, but watch out for kiddy fiddlers
A pretty good place to find a temporary eGirlfriend/Boyfriend, but watch out for kiddy fiddlers
by bobby! June 6, 2007
Get the habbo hotelmug. Oh, the joys of Habbo! Don't ya just love it? Perves trying to find out where you live, 9 year old noobs, crap moderators, the swearing filter... its all so wonderful!
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.
Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l? all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!
Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.
Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.
Language filter: Ok, I understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.
Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l? all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!
Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.
Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.
Language filter: Ok, I understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Perv: Hi!
some faggot: Hi!
Perv: Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a conversation on Johnny's pc...
Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(
Habbo Hotel is retarded.
some faggot: Hi!
Perv: Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a conversation on Johnny's pc...
Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(
Habbo Hotel is retarded.
by Penguins Kick Ass January 19, 2009
Get the habbo hotelmug. An online community with little habbo avatars that walk around and talk. It's a great place for kids to learn how to scam others by working together.The Moderators ban anyone that warns others of scammers. With the lack of Moderators do not let your children play this game. If someone is swearing and threatening another you can report them but the Mods just say "push your ignore button." If you get scammed the Mods say "use the Habbo help tool" which is worthless. If you want your kid to be dishonest then let them play this game awhile because everyone on this game scams to get virtual furniture to decorate their virtual rooms. If Habbo was run by some decent people then maybe the game would be alright but the owners do not care about the safety of your kids, all they want is your money.
How can two Moderators police thousands of players? they can't and do not even try.
How can two Moderators police thousands of players? they can't and do not even try.
haboo hotel habbo hotel habbo hotel
room owner> "hey give a furni and if you win you get two furni back"
Guest> wow, sounds cool, here take my furni.
Guest> yay I won !!
room owner> no you didn't noob!! (kicks the winner with-out giving prize and keeps their furni)
Guest> (reports the owner for scamming)
Moderator> "use the habbo help tool, we don't care."
Guest> (sends e-mail to Habbo telling about scamm) (gets e-mail from Habbo that is a form letter that they send to everyone and doesn't pertain to the e-mail sent)
Guest> ( Habbo don't care about scammers so I will scam as well to get my furni back.)
(Guest is now a scammer and liar on their way to a life of crime))
room owner> "hey give a furni and if you win you get two furni back"
Guest> wow, sounds cool, here take my furni.
Guest> yay I won !!
room owner> no you didn't noob!! (kicks the winner with-out giving prize and keeps their furni)
Guest> (reports the owner for scamming)
Moderator> "use the habbo help tool, we don't care."
Guest> (sends e-mail to Habbo telling about scamm) (gets e-mail from Habbo that is a form letter that they send to everyone and doesn't pertain to the e-mail sent)
Guest> ( Habbo don't care about scammers so I will scam as well to get my furni back.)
(Guest is now a scammer and liar on their way to a life of crime))
by Joe Hagger November 10, 2008
Get the habbo hotelmug. Unlike all these other people I think Habbo Hotel is fun on a boring day. It's basically a virtual hotel where you can create your own people called habbos and chat with others. I do agree though that they rip you off for your money, so instead of buying furni I spend my time doing mazes. Which is quite entertaining to me. I also think that habbo hotel is full of little 11 and 12 yr olds and that does get annoying. But all in all if you find something on habbo you like then its not so bad.
kid:HI ASL?
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x
by Mazeacholic September 3, 2005
Get the habbo hotelmug. A web based graphical chat room (NOT a game) where people (mostly children or people with the mental ages of children (it's hard to tell)) create human-like avatars called Habbos and hurl extremely badly spelt abuse at anyone with their own opinion: Anyone who hates football is "gay" and anyone who's habbo dresses in black is a "goth" (all true, didn't you know!?). Fun games to be played seem to be 1. Asking people to type their password on screen to win big prizes (such as the chance to lose their habbo) when it's obvious no text AT ALL shows up as an asterisk (except for an asterisk). 2. Impersonating another user by making a similar username when in reality it's obvious they're not alike. 3. (and this is a doozy) Asking people's Habbos out on a date with the reason that they think the other person's Habbo is "fit" which is ok if these people actually find small, emotionless pixellated cartoon characters "fit"...
Everyday occourance at Habbo Hotel:
<PERSON 1> "U R FIT, WANNA CYBR?"
<PERSON 2> "No, I don't know you"
<PERSON 1> "IM -NAME- WANNA CYBR"
<PERSON 2> "And? I don't know who you are"
<PERSON 1> "LOLLLZ, UR GAY U FUKN FREEK"
<PERSON 2> "Bye bye"
<PERSON 1> "U R FIT, WANNA CYBR?"
<PERSON 2> "No, I don't know you"
<PERSON 1> "IM -NAME- WANNA CYBR"
<PERSON 2> "And? I don't know who you are"
<PERSON 1> "LOLLLZ, UR GAY U FUKN FREEK"
<PERSON 2> "Bye bye"
by luke-the-luke October 7, 2006
Get the habbo hotelmug. a pathetic interactive hotel filled with chronic masturbators who touch them selves to star wars.
basically, it is a chat site where people buy membership which isnt benificial in any way and talk to other people who like playing with themselves.
basically, it is a chat site where people buy membership which isnt benificial in any way and talk to other people who like playing with themselves.
by longrod von hughen dong July 25, 2009
Get the habbo hotelmug. A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
by -Joe- September 4, 2008
Get the habbo hotelmug.