Indo-Guido

Primary Characteristics include: A blowout hairstyle, faux hawk, excessive use of gel or pomade. Facial precisely trimmed, usually in a goatee, sideburns and other hair seems ideal and looks drawn on. Clothing usually styled with denim and flashy button downs, sweater vests, vests, and/or ties from express.com or Guess.com. Other accessories also add to the guidoness – Gold chains, flashy watches or jewelry, white loafers, large shade also known as aviators, and numerous other add-on’s that convey that these types of people should in a Indian Mob, which is seemingly impossible, or a Raghav/Jay Sean music video.

"Dawg, that indo-guido should be a back-up dancer or singer for my new song, "I'm Cheesy" - Juggy D

by Chirag Shah 123321 April 3, 2008

Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

by Jane C June 11, 2010

guidopotamus

a guido/guidette who wears big sunglasses, usually overweight; and has an ugly smile with a huge gap that makes her/him look like a hippo! (usually of Italian descent)

look at christina's smile! shes a total guidopotamus!

by guidopotamus in training July 20, 2010

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011

incog-guido

1. Someone who is posing as a guido.

2. A guido trying to be sneaky.

1. Terry isnt a real guido, I never see him GTL. He's an incog-guido.

2. Look at Bob being all "incog-guido" at the squat rack wearing a hat and sunglasses.

by AponOUT February 23, 2011

wannabe guido

That skinny douchebag who may or may not actually be of Italian-American descent but always wears tank tops and talks like the assholes on Jersey Shore.

ME: Dude, did you see that wannabe guido just now?

MAX: Yeah, he wasn't even buff.

by maxuel January 2, 2012

Guidoune

Prostitute

Osti, ca sent donc ben la guidoune!

J'ai vu une guidoune se laver la plotte dans un abrevoir du parc Lafontaine hier matin!

by kirederf November 22, 2011