gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 25, 2017

Gunch

A cyclist who is slow and annoying.

“Oh! This gunch won’t get much out of my way!”

by Billos May 7, 2019

gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.

Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!

by tskahah! April 7, 2010

gunch

verb - to decorate to excess, to overdo a task.

Grandma sure does know how to gunch up a backyard with garden gnomes, flamingoes, and lawn balls!

by greenman1 September 6, 2011

Gunch

A smelly semen oozing vagina

Lately shelby has had a wild gunch.

by Cleetus the sloth May 29, 2023

Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023