Gum

Lame term meaning overly pretentious or fake, usually used to express the knowingly false belief that something great has been accomplished or something is cool.

Fraudulent.

Man, The Dream Team sure was gum this year!

The Dream Team really showed those tiny little towns from the middle of nowhere how gum we are.

My gear is gum!

by wcs21blows March 24, 2010

Gum Gum Pistol

When you get made fun off by a girl for having a little dick so you shout "GOMU GOMU NO, PISTOL!" as your dick grows massively

Day wasn't impressed with my dick so i had to show her my GUM GUM PISTOL

by CallMeKi1o1 December 21, 2020

gummed

Putting your chewed gum on someone else's windshield, car door, car handle, or under their car handle so that that person must then touch your chewed gum in order to remove it from their car.

You just totally gummed that car!

by Dahme December 9, 2008

gum

slang for cocaine, commonly used in clubs and discreet environments.

I scored some gum for 40 a g.

by T-ziang April 17, 2008

gum

An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.

What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.

by badgerman5566 May 30, 2011

GUM

any alchoholic beverage.

various types of gum are: Badcat, Chordprogression, Jade, and Notebook.

by PyT reppin' th' WaSc MoB! October 19, 2003

Gum

Weed, Marajuhana, Pot

I want to chew some gum

by Samantha Koshiol a.k.a. the Canksta November 24, 2003