America's Guest

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work

(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.

(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.

by J. Carl December 10, 2008

jamaician house guest

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word

"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

by Gay 69 May 23, 2008

guest

Typically a noob, and/or someone who doesn't know anything about what is going on. Usually said when playing Halo.

Jake: That guy just blew himself up!! He obviously has no idea what is going on.

Cody: Wow what a guest!!

Guest: :'(

by bobsagettt August 19, 2009

guest towel

When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.

Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?

You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.

by b-tox May 26, 2012

guetler

a guetler is a person with brown hair, who is lanky and has very long fingers in comparison to the size of their palms.

Stephan Merchant, orangutans, guetler

by Mr_Fidge October 15, 2011

guetapens

ambush; trap.

Due to carelessness, he fell into a guetapens and the enemy captured him.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2012

guestbed

butthole

"he wanted to put it in my guestbed but i told him i'm not that kind of girl"

by endlessbummer September 18, 2014