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Geesus

The savior of the broken the beaten and the damned
Geesus: he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned?
Emo kid: *cries in g-note*
by unsureofthetimes February 1, 2021
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history of the entire world, i guess

the absolute best video to watch right before you have an exam on world history... it saves lives
DUDE ONE: did you know that the sun is a deadly laser?
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess
by imnotnotgay November 5, 2018
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geester

Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geesters.
Don't mess with YoPhang, he's a bad geester!
by sgandhi September 9, 2008
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bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".
Bitch u guessed it.
by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014
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guessedge

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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Ride the Geese

To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.
To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.
by Stephcita. January 14, 2006
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Geese

"At nine I used to geese hoes for Easter clothes." - Memphis Bleek
by jwodwyer January 21, 2013
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