grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

by The real Tyler James October 17, 2008

Grunch

An act of excretion in which the fesis actually spray in a wide diameter.

I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.

by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005

Grunch

Bored of so many brunches (artificial word of breakfast & lunch) in the 90s, wise man started to grill meat and sausages parallel to the brunch. So fearless men scrumptiously invented the grill-brunch - the grunch. Modern German sociologists call the grunch the most exciting social improvement of the new millennium. It's grunch-time, baby!

Thank god we're invited to a grunch! I couldn't have stand another boring brunch at Darryl and Matt!, Shirley said.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

Grunch

Something that needs to be gripped

Dude 1: AUUGGHHHHHHHH
Dude 2: sounds like he just got his grunch gripped

Dude 3: fr

by SaltyRod June 16, 2022

Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.

Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!

by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003