Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Grumpkin

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio

man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!

by dirty sanchez June 14, 2003

grimping

grimp: one who pimp's one's grandparent,

or grimpin': the act of going out pimping with one's grandparent

the most I ever learned about life was when I went out grimping with my grandpa...

by dillantante May 6, 2006

grappling baby

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.

Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.

by katerader December 17, 2011

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

Grumpin'

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe August 29, 2011

Gruntling

See the definition of army

Look at that man in the army camo fatigues, what a Gruntling

by not a meatshield July 24, 2006