Glumpkin

The process of getting head whilst playing video games!

Wow dude!" "Last night totally rocked my socks off, because I finally got a glumpkin from your sister!

by xXJoHnNy Boy October 12, 2010

Gumpkin

The act of performing oral sex whilst secreting waste from the anal orifice. The cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.

"If you don't eat my shit, i'm gonna give you a gumpkin.'

by Pat & Anthony October 23, 2009

Grumplin

A person who is small, mousy, impish, and greasy in demeanor. A grumplin is typically intensely repulsive for a non-apparent reason. Common actions of a grumplin include sniveling and cackling.

Sophie: Who's that little greasy girl sniveling in the corner? I couldn't explain it, but her impishness just repulses me!

John: I'm not sure...but she's quite a grumplin.

by splusj November 17, 2009

Grumpkins

The game of giving a girl spicy food then having anal sex with her. Then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream "GRUMPKINS!" and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the penis. If fecal matter does land on the male penis then the male loses.

I didn't Pull out in time so i lost grumpkins

by Mike Ockhertz December 8, 2009

grumpling

A contest for superiority by face to face struggle.

The fourth graders cheer as two of their classmates engage in grumpling

by staticfunction June 25, 2016

grumpkie

when a girl or guy gives another guy a blowjob while he is taking a dump.

by Steve Duckworth October 28, 2003

grumpkins

recieving head while in the process of shitting.

"That bitch was so nasty she gave me grumpkins!"

by mattneesy May 19, 2004