Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.

He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.

by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012

Grouch

Somebody you think is more cynical than you.

Yea, Oscar's reason for being a grouch was that he lived in a trash can, but what's his/her real reason for being intentionally unpleasant? Rejection isn't physically painful the way that being tortured is, so that's not a real reason.

by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019

Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.

Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.

by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022

Grouch

Alternative to 'White Trash', but can refer to garbage people of any race.

"That kid Chris is a fuckin' grouch."

by CM_Spade October 1, 2016

grouch-burger

A person or living thing that is rude mean and nasty to everyone for no reason other than that they are just extremely grouchy.

My dad was being such a grouch-burger to me for not mowing the lawn and taking the trash out. He yelled at me for ten minutes straight!

by KoolKritter December 24, 2023

Oscar the Grouch

When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.

I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

Grouch Man

A grouch man is a fictional man that checks the category of messy, slut, twink, small, occasionally tall, looks like he hasn't slept in 9 months, mostly evil, commonly mean, very regularly depicted by their black, white, or dark coloured hair.

EX;
Yakov (Guilty Parade)
Nagito (Danganronpa 2)
Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)
Hiyori Sou (Your Turn to Die)
Keith (Voltron)
Wolfwood (Trigun/Every variant)

If you want to be really out there, grouch men could include;
Shadow The Hedgehog
Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)
Ben Drowned (Creepypasta)

Omg, he is such a grouch man.

by THELigmaSigma April 20, 2023