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I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!
Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!
by I love Post Malone! March 8, 2020
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Glofty

The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.
Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.
by Angelo A May 29, 2008
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Grofflin

SHIPPING LIN AND JONATHAN GROFF!! IT'S REAL LOVE!! SEARCH up Grofflin. Lin Manuel Miranda and Jonathan Groff have kissed before I think Lin is bisexual. He should have a three way marriage with groff and his five Vanessa Nadal.
Hey did you see Grofflin yesterday? They were so beautiful.
IKR!!! I love them!!
by Explosive Dino December 6, 2017
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Graftzilla

A grafter of Godzilla proportions. A person who finds it hard to not flirt with human beings, no matter how repulsive the victim may be.
Josh, you Graftzilla, get the fuck off my Gran!
by BINTANCALOPEZ December 31, 2011
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grifter

1)A confidence man/woman. The term was used by professional con artists in the 19th and 20th centuries to describe people in their profession. The Grifters, a 1963 noir fiction novel by Jim Thompson, portrayed a family of grifters who are all emotionally managed. . The characters describe being "on the grift" the way someone else might describe drinking and drugs. "I can stop any time I want," says Roy to his mother. .
2) (modern) A sell out in the political opinion world. This noun is increasingly used by progressives (and some conservatives) to describe people such as Candace Owens and other opinion makers whose conservatism is seen as facile and inorganic, born mostly out of of a need for corporate funding than actual convictions.
1.) “As for working with a partner, he didn’t like that either. It cut the score right down the middle. It put an apple on your head, and handed the other guy a shotgun. Because grifters, it seemed, suffered an irresistible urge to beat their colleagues. There was little glory in whipping a fool—hell, fools were made to be whipped. But to take a professional, even if it cost you in the long run, ah, that was something to polish your pride.”
― Jim Thompson, The Grifters, 1963

2) "He used to be an original voice, but after meeting the Koch Brothers, the radio host underwent a personality change. Instead of nuanced analysis, he repeated well-worn right-wing talking points, causing his colleagues to suspect he had been corrupted into being a grifter.
by MTyeW23 September 10, 2021
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Grafting

John: "How's the Grafting going?"
James: "It's all good. Man's gotto make a living"
by Carlo89 June 5, 2013
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graftin

A: what u been doin all day?
B: man ive been 'Graftin' hard
by Special-K July 18, 2005
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