Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023