A COGIC Granny is a flamboyant, eccentric "fabulous" homosexual male. With a grandiose persona. Similar to a church queen. A "COGIC Granny" often dresses and behaves in the manner of an elderly church mother. ( Oversized hats, bright metrosexual clothing, wigs, nails, gaudy noisy jewelry ect.) Frequently participating in drama and gossip while attending church services frequently.
Look at those church sissys. Wearing those big hats like somebody granny. Ain't nothing but a ol COGIC Granny.
by Madam McCray July 21, 2021
A dead leg which you thrust your knee into the side of someones thigh leaving them with an extreme dead leg, on the floor in pain or hobbling around like an old granny for the rest of the day
by N.A.K.A January 21, 2015
V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.
Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"
by stuckMan March 04, 2015
To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
by CaptainJonus May 04, 2006
The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.
by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014
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