Gangsta Grammar

Gangsta Grammar is the set of grammatical rules to write in English like a real gangsta ass nigga.

Rules are different from hood to hood, but some of the essential rules are:

1) If a word ends in "s", replace the s with z.
2) Spell thang instead of thing, sum instead of some, tha instead of the.
3) Never conjugate the verb to be.
4) Put "dem" before plurals.
5) Add "done" in sentences in the present. ex: "Dem copz done shot my nigga".
6) Say "cuh" every other word.
7) Remove the "g" from gerunds and add '.

I be studyin' the Gangsta Grammar to join sum gang and be sum real nigga.

by Lifs May 21, 2022

grammar

1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.

'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar

by Severian_ November 11, 2008

Grammar Nazi Camp

being consciously unable to escape from one's ability to correct other's pronunciation of words and phrases, such to a degree that it feels as though you are trapped with the choice of correcting or not correcting the speaker's mispronounced word or sentence back to them in the correct form. much to your dismay rather than intellectual conceit.

A: ooh you took off your shirt. how sensoral

B: (thinks to self): wrong word! she means sensual! i shoul--no! don't correct her! you have a chance at sex!

-from the web-comic 'Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal'

this is an example dilemma of being a prisoner of words (p.o.w) in a Grammar Nazi Camp.

by -Branson Trellcous December 9, 2010

grammar and bagels

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.

Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.

by Laura Meade January 6, 2008

Grammaroma

The pungent emanations from "ladies of a certain age",where the main ingredients are JEAN NATE and urine.

The bingo hall was grammaroma central.

by terry in the car April 2, 2009

grammaring

What gingers say instead of "proof reading"

Steve (the ginger): Hey lora, are you good at grammaring? Im not sure if this sounds right

Lora: ...

Chances are its not....

by ngroat7007 October 7, 2009

grammarsphere

The grammarsphere is the cyberworld of web pages, blogs, and Facebook groups where English-language nerds hang out and have raging debates about things like "singular they", "verbing nouns", "the Oxford comma" and "logical punctuation".

"Do you want to do something this weekend?"
"No, I can't. I'm going to meet my grammarsphere friends this weekend."
"What? You are going to meet _who_?"
"Whom."
"The people that your meeting this weekend."
"I think you mean 'The people whom you're meeting this weekend.'"
"I'm not meeting anybody this weekend."
"Exactly. Well, at least not my grammarsphere friends."

by frizlebic July 2, 2012