Gràizer

(Pronounced graiy-zer)

A type of wet fart that leaves skid track marks on a bed sheet after a person ha farted. They are often left in hotel beds on the sheets. The cleaners leave it as a gift for the new residents from the previous ones.

Sue: ben im gonna sleep *opens sheets*..... Ewwww WTF is that shit....
Ben: looks fresh.... It must be a gràizer from the previous residents.

by Zimbardo March 12, 2013

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop

Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!

by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019

gramps

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

by anon January 12, 2004

bust a grape

This is used in context of "he wouldn't bust a grape" as in he won't do shit. It's like saying someone wouldn't harm a fly as opposed to busting a cap, the sucka wouldn't bust a grape. Get it right youngsters.

That fool was talking about busting caps but he won't bust a grape!

by 96inthe916 June 15, 2018

on grape

Typically used as on god, but instead grape. Used when you're talking about how it really be sometimes.

Example 1: On grape dis is fax B.
Example 2: On grape it really b lik this sometimes

by dankestofemall February 28, 2019

gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010