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Ruby Goatee

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.
Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!
by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012
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gotem

Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.

1. Used when you succeed in pranking someone.
2. Used when you win an argument and/or makes the one you are arguing with look like a fool.
1. "Did you seen that ball hit Ricky's face? Gotem!"
2. "Dude, you can't even spell Tay Zonday. Gotem!"
by Joseph Starcraft April 8, 2008
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Gotenks

A being comprised of fusin the two Saiyans Goten and Trunks. Extremely powerful. Was able to annihilate Buu with a Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack as a Super Saiyan. Only Seen in Dragon Ball Z. Was mentioned in Dragon Ball GT but was tured down in favor of Son Goku as a Super Saiyan 4.
I am Super Gotenks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by UltimateSSJ4 June 26, 2007
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Goatee

Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip
Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"
by Goatee September 22, 2014
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Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.
I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?
by mcknazzy August 5, 2010
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Goter

a fat man who cant see his own penis
goter mc goterboy
by jigmcbooster July 12, 2012
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Glute Glaze

Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
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