Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

Goonette

your girlfriend/some one you flirt with

Ma goonette comein over tonight

by Enasty101x3 February 16, 2009

googletestad

A test advertisement used by google to test sponsored links;

Sponsored Links Congratulations!
www.google.com This is a family safe ad. All systems are go!
- googletestad

by Thomas Jarvis August 10, 2007

goonlets

Child of an unhappy marriage whereupon the mother or father married the other because they were in the third place in their most contacted individuals on instagram. In this case the only benefits from the marriage were unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions.

Torvald's children are such goonlets as she only married Nora for unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions, only because she was the third @

by currymucher May 8, 2024

Russian Goonlets

A game of Russian roulette where instead of putting the gun to the head, you insert the barrel of t gun in the anus of vagina.

Let's play a game of Russian Goonlets

by Odd_ball963 February 4, 2026

googletrawl

That rapid internet search you do to avoid exposing your ignorance..

Prof called my work 'desultory'... I had to do a quick googletrawl to find out whether that was a compliment or not ! Not !

by mikroth March 22, 2009

Googletrain

Another term for Google. Often used humorously.

"I can't figure out what the ShamWow Guy's name is. What should I do?"
"Hop the Googletrain."

by Otamakun August 9, 2009