goonerfag

someone who goons all day instead of getting real work done. not locked in.

boris is such a goonerfag, he needs to lock the fuck in

by toplockedinvendetta January 31, 2025

Gooneriah

Arsenal fans that look to blame others for their failings after a match or season, they typically like to shift blame onto the opposition & refereeing decisions rather than their own players for the way they played or the manager who may have not dealt with the match correctly by building a known bottling small squad or masking injuries with squad depth. Gooneriah is most prevalent in delusional top gooners such as Robbie Lyle (AFTV), TyWOOOOOOO (AFTV) & RoryTalkNonsense

Arsenal fans suffering from Gooneriah disease:

MAUPAY YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, YOU'RE A CHEAT, I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
MAUPAY YOU'RE A CHEAT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
COME TO OUR DRESSING ROOM AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR PLAYERS YOU'RE A CHEAT

by PGMOL February 1, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerade

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.

Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.

by EGO!! March 5, 2025

Goonerbait

A term typically used when an animal/species has features that make people want to goon to them

Dude, stop gooning to that, it's goonerbait

by Toefungus74 July 19, 2025

Groberman

Typically an advanced form of an uncontained intelligent top secret military AI. It went rogue in June of 2019. It is a potential suspect of the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.

I saw a Groberman come out of a time portal temporarily, in the VR universe once

by Earl McDickmal September 18, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025