goober

gob of mucus

For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.

by George Snelling April 25, 2003

goober

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

by Sheila S February 04, 2004

goober

1.Actually, this word really means peanut, but it has alot of slang terms.
2. Some guy on the Andy Griffon Rider show.

1.Elephants like goobs.

2. Oh hurrEYE BARNEEY!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003

goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 13, 2004

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 05, 2003

goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober

I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.

by tophieCC May 03, 2010

goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003