goober

gob of mucus

For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.

by George Snelling April 25, 2003

goober

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

by Sheila S February 4, 2004

goober

1.Actually, this word really means peanut, but it has alot of slang terms.
2. Some guy on the Andy Griffon Rider show.

1.Elephants like goobs.

2. Oh hurrEYE BARNEEY!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003

goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober

Another name for penis.

Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?

by LauraLaura August 1, 2007