gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

Gohmert

(noun) A surprising event, action, or remark followed up by a ridiculous explanation.

The congressman really pulled a Gohmert when he tested positive for coronavirus, then explained that he must have contracted it due to wearing a mask.

by WiseOldBag July 30, 2020

gnommern

The most visually stunning and sexy blob of flesh to ever walk the earth. He is also obsessed with the flash and bears a strong resemblence to him

Gnommern makes me so fucking horny

by Gnomesareimposters May 9, 2022

pulled a gohmert

verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)

He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.

by sesquipedalian science teacher August 2, 2012

gommel

goon,idiot, reject or mong

jog on you fucking half witt gommel

by dan moxen January 9, 2008

Baby-Glommer

In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c

Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.

This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.

Adoption is for the need of child, not of the Baby-Glommer!

by gravy111 November 21, 2010