ghetto goblin

Very similar to the crack monkey, it's the creature that rummages thru cars, garages, trash cans, whatever they can find to get money or merchandise for drugs. They are most often found in neighborhoods and parking lots, and are usually up to no good.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change outta my ashtray?

by M Logan December 9, 2008

Creamy goblin

When you produce Siemen into a cup and put whip cream on it and drink it

Stacey: MARK GIVE MY A CREAMY GOBLIN
Mark:sure honey jizz

by 12345555540202992838;84 June 2, 2016

potbelly goblin

A rather grotesque human sub-species easily irrated by the success of the West and commonly allied with jihadis. As seen in Seattle with controversial radio-host Alex Jones.

Alex: We're out here trying to expose the establishment and shut down the system.
Potbelly Goblin: You're trash *makes gasping weasling sound* **runs away to avoid conflict**

by The Michlin Man April 28, 2019

Japanese Goblin

うぃーあーざじゃぱにーずごぶりん どぅゆぅはぶけいのたかとびおにごろし あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん あかあおきいろのおにずあんどもあ はいびびっとしゃとるーずぐりーんおに せくしーみでぃあむばいおれっとおに むらさきだいだいしゃくなげおに らららいえるかなとぅないひゃっきやぎょうはいてんしょんじゃぱにーずごぶりん どらんくはっぴーどんどんへべれけ あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん れつごーつきみだうたえやさわげや ふろしきつつんでしゃるうぃーなんちゃら ひともあやかしもしゃくにほしうかべ くるしゅうないぞくるしゅうないぞ ぶれいくあうとでぶれいこう

In japanese:i like japanese goblin *insert japanese goblin song*

by Lifey325 March 15, 2022

Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.

Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol

by yankysama July 10, 2020

Goblin Run

The act of Goblins doing runs in the morning with nobody to challenge resulting in easy money for rebels.

Rebel 1: Hey want to do some Goblin Runs later
Rebel 2: Nah i cba, Ben is just waiting in a jet
Rebel 1: We'll check back tomorrow since we don't have jobs

by GTA Lingo July 20, 2019

jack gilinsky

The sexiest, most badass, funniest 17 year old you will ever meet. Vine famous with his adorable best friend jack Johnson. Of course has some sexy ass friends like sammy wilkinson. He can sing too😍

Girl 1: hey did you hear jack and jacks new song?

Girl 2: yeah did you see the music video??!?!?

Girl 1: yes omg I wanna bang jack gilinsky holy shit

by shawnsoldier June 22, 2014