good golfer

Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business

Baller

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!

by TheCaz September 11, 2021

Golfers Gooch

The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"

by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

golfer

A suburban white man that bites kids. (definitely NOT a gopher)

"that golfer has been circling the playground recently in his hole"

by minimimio May 11, 2021