golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

by dirtysavant February 11, 2012

golf bug

the unrelenting desire to play golf, get better at golf, watch golf and/or learn about golf

Billy caught the golf bug, now he wants to do is golf, talk about golf, watch golf and get better at golf.

by golfbugblog.com January 26, 2020

Army Golf

A golfer who often slices and hooks after striking the golf ball. Most golfers have one or the other (slice or hook) but someone who plays "army golf" hits both types of wayward shots. He/She hits one right, left, right, left just like they are marching in the army.

Golfer 1: "Hey Bill, how did you hit em'?

Golfer 2: "Oh man I was playing army golf today... Right, Left, Right, Left."

by tommy gunns May 24, 2010

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 13, 2013

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

golf

One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.

by Qbert October 7, 2004

Golf Alpha Yankee

Used in the phonetic alphabet meaning GAY.

Sierra 6 this is Armoured Fist: Some Golf Alpha Yankee soldier is headed to your position, over

Sierra 6: Roger that, we will make sure he doesn't dart our asses as he comes by, over

Armoured Fist: Roger, out

by Jimmy123 November 26, 2005