A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.
"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018
Get the Bald-Goldilocks mug.When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
Get the Goldilocks Burn mug.He had 12" and that was just too much. She was more of a goldilocks than a size Queen and wanted a Dick that was just right to fit in her mouth.
by PəãcH October 17, 2021
Get the Goldilocks mug.I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!
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Get the Goldilocksing mug.The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.
For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.
He left me after.
by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018
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