Goldilocks

To try out all three orifices on that special lady.

I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!

by Veritasi February 17, 2021

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Goldilocksing

The art of sleeping in someone else’s bed until you get kicked out.

Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.

"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"

by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017

Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018

Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.

For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.

by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018

goldilocking

Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.

Try goldilocking your workload to keep both your engagement and your sanity.

by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023

Goldilocks trees

trees of any kind that have beautiful red-orange leaves, usually in the fall

In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016