Goddex

A gender-neutral deity

Good goddex I’m excited about this shit!

by Jingle Bells 73 May 27, 2019

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006

YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

by california689 July 30, 2011

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.

#1
(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

#2
Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.

by corcan November 10, 2010

goddamnfuckshit

An explitive used for cases of very extreme pain, anger or dismay.

Lucy drops a brick on her foot.
Lucy exclaims "Goddamnfuckshit!"

by AjaLee December 19, 2008

Goddamnit Kris, we are in X!

funni deltarune meme

Some character in deltarune: Goddamnit Kris, we are in X!

by nike kicks October 14, 2021

nature goddess

A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.

"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"

"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."

by Darklightinthenightstar June 13, 2014