gnert

a sound produced from the throat which causes second looks from passer byers. not everyone can perfect the art of gnernting, but the few who can might describe it as "a roar", "a deep rumbling yell produced from your throat", or even a "retarded noise". you might feel a trembling vibrating motion in your throat as you open your mouth and let a large gnert out.

let's gnert!" *GNERT!*

by Cadia August 16, 2010

gherkinal

Shaped like a gherkin

"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"

by KoH May 3, 2006

Gnerdy

Something that is nerdy but also cool.

That cellphone with the easy-bake oven is gnerdy, yo!

by Fspjay June 6, 2014

gherkill

A gherkin that has been sliced into paper-thin pieces

"A burger with some gherkill would be nice, thank you" Mr Rickmansworth Mangotsfield said to the waiter.

by Neurochad September 17, 2023

freakazoid gerker

When you play Call of Duty infinite warfare and you go off so hard that you unlock 3 supply drops in one game

Oh Man! I just when off so hard in infinite warfare I'm such a freakazoid gerker!

by Mr.smuggypuss January 28, 2019

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out

Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.

by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022