glod

What Twitch-users spam in chat when a streaming speedrunner gets a 'gold' split. These speedrunners make use of splits by tapping some device whenever they got to a certain point in the game they're running. They do this to keep track on their speed relative to their personal best (PB). These times are usually displayed in-stream and marked by a color. Red means they're slower than their PB, green is faster and gold is the fastest split they've ever done.

For some reason Twitch-users kept using the word glod instead of gold. The term glod is now common in use in nearly all speedrun streams. The usage of 'glod' may be the result of a common typo that people came to use ironically (just like pwned instead of owned). Some argue 'glod' it nothing more than a succesful forced meme.

*Speedrunner get's a gold split*

Dank_memer420: GLOD PogChamp
Tornado92: GLOD!!!!
Pewdepie: Glod Glod Glod Kreygasm
Supermario666: omg glod! WR hype!

by anomalous May 31, 2017

gloday

The day you become hot af! ( your birthday)

I'm can't wait for my gloday! It bouta be lit !!

by Lilmama_ May 7, 2016

david goyder

An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2

David Goyder: We need more tanks!
Miscellaneos Soldier: But we don't have any more tanks!

by Steven Draper May 2, 2006

Goyder

A large, unsightly, painful pimple. Though they can be found anywhere on the body, goyders usually appear on the neck.

ME: "Mom, I have a goyder on my neck, you gotta pop it for me!!"

MOM: "Uuugh, okay come here"

ME: "Owwwch!!"

by CandiePie May 28, 2010

gloid

An idiotic or imbecelic person. ie a moron.

I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.

Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.

by Lingus the Cunning September 14, 2008

glyde

an individual (usually from the sub-continent) who is indecisive and enjoys sausages and pasta

that glyde is awesome

by salisbury September 1, 2003

globdule

The fatty lumps that you have in your bottom lip that you can feel when you bite your lip with your teeth.

I just got a fatty globdule caught in my teeth!

by iliketolickthepoontang March 5, 2008