Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail

Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”

by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024

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Gloop Pudding

A thick, sticky, and irresistibly rich dessert found in fantastical candy realms, known for its swirling mix of molten chocolate, whipped cream, fudge chunks, and an overwhelming sense of indulgence.

As Willy Wonka introduced all the ticket winners into the factory, he welcomed them into a magical room filled with whimsy and adventure. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Gloop Pudding Cook Off!"

by glooploverCO August 16, 2025

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Gloop

To eat a large amount of any seafood, then to choke on it and sprout wings the size of small hippopotamuses.

I was at the local grocery store, then I gloop.

by The Quilderflupendurpsh November 28, 2020

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Gloop

A semi-gelatinous substance that is neither solid nor liquid.

Angry at the quality of the Sandra Lee pie, the child exclaimed, “This is not cherry pie. This is cherry gloop!” as he hurled said pie into the trash, much to his uncles dismay.

by Humble Earthworm March 9, 2022

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