glorkensnork

A word made purely to confuse people on it’s true meaning.

“Do you have a glorkensnork?”
“No”
ಠ~ಠ

by That0neguy04 August 29, 2023

glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024

glockenshpock

A Bell spatula

That's a load of glockenshpock

by Load of glockenshpock January 21, 2024

Glokenapoopen

When you take a shit and destroy the toilet before you flush the shit down

"what happened to Mike?"
"He was on the toilet and did a glokenapoopen."

by CrackheadLarry April 3, 2024

Grooken

A person who is disorganized, chaotic, and stressed out. They seem to be always on the go and always stressed out about their work. The person can be compared to a chicken with their head cut off

Person 1: They're just always on the go, always stressing about their workload and can't ever catch up. What a grooken.

by EeveeDay22 April 26, 2024

glockenstockin

Flappy bits of a chicken the goutee

Look at that chickens glockenstockins

by IAmSoSexyAndHaveTheBestGf December 2, 2024

Glorken

An emotionally diverse and extremely offensive slur for weird people and Mounds Bar customers.
also a word for sucking penis

"dude bro, you're being such a fuckin' dorkin' glorken rn fr."
"is that a Mounds Bar? Joe, you're such a glorken"
"she glorken on my porken"

by Brayedin January 21, 2026