globetrottin

indicisive, confused, confusing - like the globetrotters

"what the hell is she doing"
"oh she just globetrottin-shes crazy"

by foolsforsarah March 15, 2010

Globohomo

The ideology pushed by western neoliberals rooted in their age-old interpretation of sex and white supremacy.

Western neoliberals encourage everyone to embrace a homosexual / trans lifestyle while also continuing its warmongering in non-white countries under the guise of spreading "freedom." Since the military is ironically a refuge for incels as well as trans women (men who have transitioned to become women), this is a convenient way for the billionaire western elites to throw away their excessive incel population, hence avoiding the revolution that usually comes with mass male unhappiness. Most billionaires themselves being former incels who have accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth in their attempt to get back at the girls who called them ugly in high school in favor of dating handsome men (oftentimes men of color), see a convenient methodology for pushing a gay agenda onto the rest of the world in an attempt to rob the remaining resources of the planet while making the local population gay, trans, or to die in war, to avoid the fallout of their robbery.

"Who painted a trans flag onto this drone that we're planning on using to attack a wedding party in Afghanistan?"

"Oh, that came from high up. Part of the globohomo initiative."

by Johnnyzombie June 15, 2021

globo

global hobo: a person who works, lives, and travels around the planet with no one place that they call their real home. The whole globe is their home.

He is such a globo. He was educated in Canada, went to school in France and now he works in Algeria. He has no real home.

by green space May 25, 2010

Globetard

Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.

The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.

by Dust678 April 30, 2019

Globetard

someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards

person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

by kinekosogayhegay June 1, 2020

Globetrotting

When you finger a girl and you pick her up and then spin her on your fingers like a basketball.

Dude, last night I was Globetrotting her so fast she couldn't walk straight afterwards.

by GarGarBear June 10, 2011

Globetard

A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.

I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.

by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021