gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc

When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs

by Drbob February 12, 2015

gloat fuck

Excesive arrogance;
to gloat without end

When Dave playes poker he's such a gloat fuck!

by Poker Noob October 20, 2010

glafira

A hyper active, content girl. She usually has issues with staying calm and gets angry easily. Oh, and her bone structure is goals. A typical Russian girl.

Wow, them bones remind me of glafira.

by boringgorilla January 30, 2021

gload

adj. "clutch" or otherwise good at performing under pressure.

Man, that jumper was Gload!

by seba April 1, 2005

gloatgram

an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.

person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."

by QuiteIlliterate May 28, 2013

Gload

A: to gargle ones load.

Christina took me balls deep and then lovingly gloaded my chowder for 5 whole minutes.

by Lucas Howard August 4, 2006

glaf

"giggling like a fig"
to giggle merrily

audrey: woah did you see me and nanners new pic?!
thena: yeah, nanners was wearing glasses!LOLZ!
ariel: omgz that was totes cute!
jackie: GLAF!!! silly nanners and his glasses!

by JACKIEISC0R3 February 15, 2009