Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate

Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.

by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009

gimpyfisherman

One who joins forces with Bowser to wreck havoc on the sea

Gimpyfisherman used super rod. ... ... ... Not even a nibble!

by shippou and pals April 19, 2008

Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.

1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.

by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009

Gimpy

A dead meme.

Gimpy

by Sterling0x1 May 15, 2019

glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004

glompy

frumpy,dumpy person usually female who has a tendancy to blow snot rockets and try to borrow some cash

Glompy's ass is in pain

by TONY SKIVEDA February 20, 2005