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Physical Glaucoma

Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
by Bradenplier August 23, 2018
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dirty glaucio

when you dream about tour hot teacher who gives gay but not gay vibes
oh I just had a dirty glaucio!
a what?
you know ? when you dream about your sexy teacher and it makes you question your sexuality (and his)
Oh yeah, a dirty glaucio
by gosto de gelado August 31, 2021
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glaucoma

A disease in the eye where the vessels in the back become gradually constricted prohibiting fluid to exit the eye easily.

Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.

The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.

A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.

Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:

Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan

Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Idiot Druggie ~ oh snap!1!111 u hav glaucoma?? U muss be lucki... u get all da drugs u w@nt!!11!!!1

Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
by TsuNaru May 21, 2007
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glauck glauck glauck

the skills to choke down eight plus inches of man meat, latex toys, or lucky vegetables. the defining factor if she's a "keeper".
guy1: "dude, she totally proved to me last night that she could glauck glauck glauck, the whole thing!"
guy2: "right on, so are you going to propose?"
by david punctuation February 12, 2014
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Glauser

A self-proclaimed frisbee god
"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"
by Puto November 17, 2003
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Glaucoma

A sexual term used when a man cums in a woman's eye. The term is used because it describes giving someone hazy vision.
The woman couldn't see after the man came in eye because her vision was similar to having glaucoma.
by D.Roberts April 21, 2006
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Glaum

Verb: When asking for something to be polite, but taking it no matter what the other person says.
Gavin: Butterz, let me glaum some of your tator tots.
Butterz: Hell no, get your own.
Gavin: Too bad.
by matt ^____^ December 15, 2008
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