National Gargler

Its when your partner gargles your sperm or cum while trying to sing your national anthem.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend swallowed my cum last night!
Guy 2: Really? You should try out the national gargler!
Guy 1: Whats that??
Guy 2: Its when your girlfriend gargles your sperm or cum

while trying to sing the national anthem.
Guy 1: WOW! gotta try that out tonight!

by jt1234321 August 24, 2011

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

by Catricious June 19, 2011

glaggleland massacre

A terrifying, deadly, bloody massacre that happened in Glaggleland. Many Glaggles died because of it. The Enphosos were the ones that caused this massacre. This massacre wasn't joyous at all.

Glaggle: What is a Glaggleland Massacre?
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.

by glaggleforever April 26, 2023

gargle peanut butter

phrase used to describe the level of capability to swallow a penis during oral intecourse

Guy1: dude i got some major head last night from this super hot hoebag
Guy2:NICE!!!! Can she gargle peanut butter???
Guy1: Hell yea!!!!!

by Raging Penis March 2, 2011

gargle

-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling balls

"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."

"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."

"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)

by wafflehouse April 1, 2009

Gargle

A slang term heard in Ireland for beer.

Was John on the gargle last night?

by AndyDNI September 30, 2011

nut gargler

Refering to a gal who likes to perform oral sex with special emphasis on the scrotum.

There goes Jizzet the nut gargler, ya Terell must have the cleanest balls in town.

by Digger September 3, 2005