XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.

Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.

by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019

Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.

I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.

by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010

Garfunkling

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).

Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.

by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009

Andrew Garfield

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Andrew Garfield is a bicon

by happycow527 December 25, 2021

garfshots

Popularized by twitter user enzoriverss, garfshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. Garfshots is essentially giving backshots to garfield.

Person 1: Have you seen Garfshots?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Here I'll send it to you.
Person 2: Dude are you fr?

by damoney554 September 9, 2020

Garfias

An uncommon last name usually given to awesome people.

Person 1: Wow, Mr. Garfias is so awesome!
Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!

by Christopher A. G. March 1, 2008

Garfong

A smokable substance that will get you high

""We could smoke Garfong / And watch him ride the big one" Neil Young

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003