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Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."
by Croy33 March 9, 2017
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Mother-in-the-garden

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.
"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."
by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011
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run it through the garden

slang/term used when requesting to include a full host of condiments/pickles/onions/tomatoes /lettuce in your sandwich order.
When asked how he wanted his roast beef sandwich ,Carl responded..."run it through the garden".
by sheila in the car June 20, 2009
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garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.
My little brother is your garden variety brat.
by Laird December 8, 2003
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gardyloo

Scottish origin; the exclamation a Scottish person would shout as he prepares to defestrate a bucket of slops out of a window.
Check out this bucket of slops, fellow Scottsman! I'm going to throw it out of the window! GARDYLOO!
by Scottie Dog Doesn't Know June 1, 2007
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Meteor Garden

Meteor Garden (traditional Chinese: 流星花園; pinyin: Liúxīng Huāyuán) is a Taiwanese drama that began its broadcast 12 April 2001 on CTS. It is a live version of the Japanese manga Hana Yori Dango. It stars Jerry Yan, Vic Zhou, Vanness Wu, Ken Chu and Barbie Hsu. The story centers on a plain and poor teenage girl called Shan Cai, who goes to a university for rich people, forced upon her by her parents. The university is dominated by a gang of handsome but arrogant students called F4, who are the heirs of the most influential families in Taiwan.

In the beginning, Dao Ming Si, the gang leader, hates Shan Cai so much that he gives everyone in the university orders to make her life miserable. However, Shan Cai's persistence gradually gains Si's respect and later he falls in love with her. Like many other TV series, the lovers end up getting together after going through a series of painful challenges.
Did you see Meteor Garden the other day?
Yeah, it's my favorite drama.
by misstaiwanesedrama June 18, 2010
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Love Garden

the vaginal area, including the pubis and the accompanying pubic hair.
TOM:Dude, I totally came on her love garden!
STEVE: Nice, high five, bro!
by CRACKlord June 9, 2009
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