glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016

guaced

Pooping yourself.

Oh fuck, I guaced myself

by Bernie jewboyski May 9, 2016

Glazed Pancake

It's when you and your friends nut into each others mouths and spit it on a pancake then you spread the semen like butter in which you glaze it.

Hey, wanna make a glazed pancake with me?
I ate a glazed pancake is was pretty good!

by Nakano March 24, 2021

Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.

Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.

by beach_greaser December 23, 2021

Glaceon

Best pokemon ever.

Glaceon is the best pokemon

by Glaceon June 21, 2022

Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge

A notorious challenge involving a group of 2 or more friends where someone microwaves a glazed donut, fucks the donut hole until they bust, adding an extra glaze to the donut, often referred to as double-glazed. The donut is then fed to a friend who must eat it in its entirety to complete the challenge.

Person 1: "Yo Mat, are you trying to do this Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge with me and Mark?"
Person 2: "Sure, Bro!"

by Canine Mussek February 18, 2023

2 glazed hams

TITTIES!!!!

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!

by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016