Giraffe horn

A poorly concealed boner under the pants

"Aren't you going to stand up for the national anthem?"

"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"

by Jeremy5464 August 25, 2017

Giraffe Potty

Giraffe Potty is dank

Giraffe Potty

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 21, 2018

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

by koyn November 29, 2006

Bloody Giraffe

A very painful boner.

Man I got a f*&^ing Bloody Giraffe!!!

by Tyler Vicious June 29, 2008

pink giraffe

beating off until you wear through a layer of skin leaving a member resembling a pink giraffe

dude I beat it so hard last night I got a pink giraffe

by thedudemanguybro January 12, 2014

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017