Gettysburging

A tactic used by old white lady teachers to hold students accountable for their behavior in class. The techniques are generally considered “old school” in nature and are frowned upon by millennials and their parents.

Why are you Gettysburging my child?

by Word Maestro May 6, 2018

gettysburging

A tactic used by old white lady teachers to hold kids accountable for when they misbehave. Generally frowned upon by millennials and their parents. These tactics include:

A different seating arrangement;

Writing sentences;
Calling home;
Time out;
Redirecting bad behavior;
Loss of privileges;
or any other consequence used

My child is an angel. He would never do that!!! Why are you Gettysburging him!!!

by Word Maestro February 18, 2018

getty beer

My drunk dad's best friend, basically the best friend of ANY drunk person.

Disgust barked at the getty beer across the street.

by SimDevoSlipknot August 30, 2015

gettywas

A type of thong or bikini

Would you like some new Gettywas?

by Wuss a fish January 2, 2018

gettywas

A type of thing or bikini

Want some Gettywas?

by Wuss a fish January 2, 2018

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 5, 2018

GETTY

A Circle Jerk

Mike wants all his friends at unoh to join him in a Getty

by Luiciuslikeschris February 14, 2019