Gemist

The alcoholic drink popularized in the balkans that you can drink all day. If not careful, it can carry you from Europe to America.

Yesterday I drank so much gemist I peed out of the window on my third floor apartment. My neighbours were so pissed next morning it was great!

by RakPrstenjak December 17, 2019

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

by Kasmie December 5, 2014

one-Geri universe

The one-Geri universe is a theory based on a universe in which every identity is assumed by Geri from the Pixar short "Geri's Game". This idea proposes that every action consciously taken is by Geri at a different point in time.

We're all just living in a one-Geri universe where the entire world is controlled by one old dude, man.

by TinyCastleGuy July 23, 2019

Gadsden Geiser

When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.

Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.

by Smitty bros January 3, 2020

genis-vell

Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Geriactasm

an orgasm given by a toothless elderly person.

Beatrice gives the best geriactasms in town.

by Shane McGehee November 26, 2009