gerbilnaut

Like an astronaut, but a gerbil going "where no gerbil has gone before". See gerbilling

It soon became clear to Richard's gerbil that he would soon become a gerbilnaut.

by Solly Jim December 15, 2008

Geebsed

A complete and massive orgasm that covers the immediate area, and all carbon-based lifeforms in said area.

Kyle: Oh my God, Felice is typerbating!

Joey: Holy shit! Sick!

Bryan: I think I just Geebsed!

by That Wynd Guy October 9, 2006

gerberize

To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort

These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
In order to get my point across I had to gerberize it.

by Carey Crew June 7, 2017

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020

Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022

Anti-Gerasone

A drug that halts aging, and immunizes its user to all diseases. Found in Kurt Vonnegut's short story, "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow" or "The Big Trip Up Yonder.

Guy 1: Man I wish I had some Anti-Gerasone, my hair's turning white
Old Guy 1: Kill yourself

by BattleShibas February 4, 2023

Gerben

Awesome guy, known for his huge spear with an attitude of a bear

the highest position is being the gerben

by 0x90 September 3, 2016