Granny Lane

Trucker Slang. Referring to the right lane or slow lane.

That asshole needs to be in the Granny Lane. He's holding up traffic in the Hammer Lane.

by KingFan43 July 26, 2009

Gerangaback

A female with one or more of the following qualities: disgusting, fat, hideous, hairy, lumpy, rolly (as in fat rolls), smelly, crunked teeth, has SARS, Bird-flu, a cow, retarded horse, anything Lee Unit has slayed, or a man turned woman.

I can't get no trophies tonight, so I figure I can just tame a Gerangaback!

by The Greek November 7, 2005

Granny Day-Blower

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009

Granny Flip

when a person mixes the drugs LSD, MDMA/ecstasy, and 2CB together

person 1: Hey Newt, wanna go granny flip after my grandmas funeral in memory of her

person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane

by LSDick October 25, 2020

Grannyped

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.

1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.

by Smeep August 6, 2007

granny grey bush

Typically a "cougar" aged female that has a large patch of unkept grey pubic hairs.

Time to wax the ol'granny grey bush.

by robyn ya'blind December 28, 2011

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012