Sausage Gel

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

gel head

GDIs who think stickers make their rice cars faster. They wear gel in their hair to make it spiky along with Abercrombie and Hollister. They think wearing chains around their neck is cool. Yankees who come down south for school and then complain about our way of life and make fun of southerners. Don't support our troops or president. Make fun of fraternities and sororities. Annoying accents.

I would never date a Yankee gel head.

by ilovefratboys July 13, 2006

Heir Gel

Spunk. Semen. Jizz.

Heir Gel is the creamy fluid that will one day produce your son and heir.

by The King Monkey March 25, 2012

Moron-Gel

noun: gel like substance that was originally created to give the feeling of love and happiness. Some documented side effects from the Moron Gel can cause dried up bank accounts, extreme paranoia, pregnancy, fits of crying and has even has caused adverse reactions of people around said gel to suddenly think they are a Paparazzi and stalk and take pictues of poeple they don't even know.

Nicole: Hey how come my bank account is negative $200?
Tammy: Oh snap have you been usin Moron-Gel? Shiit
Nicole: No way man the government is trying to take me away.... i see them... taking pictures..
Tammy: bitch you crazy

by ShushiBaby April 16, 2009

Slickin' the gel

1- To do somthing sweet that everyone see's.

2- To pull your hair back.

*Someone get's a basket*

Sweet man, that was totally slickin' the gel.

by Pac-Man October 28, 2007

Gel Boy

A term used to describe that guy that wears too much gel. It is normally used as an insult

..Shut up Gel Boy

by adwiwkd May 20, 2011

silica gel

They devil incarnate in the form of extremely finely ground sand used to purify crap in organic chemistry labs. Silica gel is bad for your lungs and gives you silicosis whatever the fuck that means, and it also results in doing columns, which are basically hell and will eat hours of your life that will never ever come back.

I have to purify my shit with chromotography with silica gel again. FML.

by pendragoness July 30, 2009