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Geezer is a word usually used by people with a cockney accent, an accent which originates in East London but is probably more commonly heard in Essex now as it has spread outside of London and become more common in other places. It means a man but can also refer to a certain type of man who is a bit dodgy or even mean a man you admire and respect, it's all about context. Nice one, geezer!
Alright, geezer? (How are you, friend?)

That geezer over there (that man over there)

He's a bit of a geezer (He's a bit of a shady character)

Nice one, geezer! (I appreciate that, my friend)
Geezer by London Geezer August 29, 2019

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

geezer goggles 

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person
hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles
geezer goggles by Eric August 25, 2004

geezer quickie 

A kiss between older folks.
Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?
geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass 

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
geezer ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

cream of geese 

A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".
A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?

B: Was he being a goose again?

A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!