Garden gnome

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010

Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.

Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.

by John Planter November 16, 2011

English garden

Ginger pubes on a pale white girl.

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."

by kowal5ki November 7, 2013

Mayo Garden

When the guy comes on a girls bush

Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden

by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020

Garden Fart

/'gɑr dn fɑrt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef

ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."

by Imapenus August 29, 2010

Gaydean

Gaydean, (Gay-dean); Is a young boy, or one who is within a few years, or in puberty. Who is showing signs of possible homosexuality. Ultra sensitive, cries easily, Mama's boy, and/or shows signs of liking men, will possibly turn out gay.

Mitchell still sleeps in the bed with his mom because he is scared, he is such a Gaydean.

Larry's favorite movie is Hairspray and he is only 12! He is a total Gaydean.

Cordell is drooling over sweaty wrestlers again, I think he is a Gaydean.

by loafenator February 25, 2009