garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

Roach Garcia

One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.

Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia

by TAPOUT February 29, 2008

A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

by la latinax3 July 7, 2009

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".

Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)

by Croz September 13, 2004

Teddy Garcia

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013