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A goober who uses glue
Kid : *puts glue on hand*
Kid 2 : What are you doing you gloober!
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a fucking goobert
“you built like a fuckass goobert”
Goobert by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"
goobertization by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026
1) A state of being where confidence wildly exceeds preparation—often accompanied by finger guns, questionable winks, and a playlist that’s way too sexy for the situation.
2) A cuckold in a dress.
This person is being a real Galebert.
The raid was lined up to kill C'thun, but one person was being a Galebert and cast a spell, at it promptly wiped the raid.
Galebert by Blackhawks1013 February 2, 2026

glungus gloober

A describing word for someone who is so utterly stupid is is a miracle for them to be breathing correctly
Greg: Teyler is such a glungus gloober is suprising that they know how to breathe.
Dave: wow Greg thats not cool
Teyler: *wheezing*

Snoobie Goobert 

A really serious person.

Someone who's brain is as big as an elephant >:(.
This person smells like fruity fungus.
Snoobie Goobert by FellowMonker January 20, 2025