Mark Foster

The most attractive lead singer of the indie pop band "Foster The People" . They sing songs such as "Pumped Up Kicks" , "Call It What You Want" and "Helena Beat"

Person 1: You know Mark Foster?
Person 2: Yeah he's that sexy guy from the band Foster The People!

by SavannahRamsay January 25, 2012

fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves

"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"

by tickler0001 September 25, 2020

Sam Foster

Sam Foster is an extremely zesty person who constantly fantasizes about taking it up the bum.

"dang Sam Foster is so zesty he started watching gay porn during a game of soccer"

by Deez F. Nuts October 24, 2022

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

by J-Fizz August 27, 2005

Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

by wildcardman October 15, 2010