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-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
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1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009
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-verb
To proclaim sincere and ongoing disapproval in attempting to discredit a largely reasonable argument, usually by including nonsensical analogies to support your stance.
-verb
To proclaim sincere and ongoing disapproval in attempting to discredit a largely reasonable argument, usually by including nonsensical analogies to support your stance.
Matt just goes on and on and on about how this rule is so stupid, but I won't let his fustering change my opinion.
by Enamudega June 18, 2009
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In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.
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Get the Fisted mug.a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
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